Thursday 17 October 2013

KENYAN BUSINESS TYCOONS LOOK FOR RUTO's MAN to assist them import 'erection' BISCUITS


A section of Kenyan business tycoons are now struggling to get in touch with Ruto’s man who traveled from Netherlands with biscuits that drove two security guards in a state of constant erection.

After the news that George Ayugi aka Mbuta Likasu jetted into the country and distributed biscuits with high erection effects to security guards manning Trans National Building in Nairobi, the businessmen believed it was an opportunity to import the product to Kenya where it could sell like a hot cake.

The success of their move to import the product into the country would be a relief to Kenyan most women who have been complaining of their husbands’ poor performance in bed.

It has also emerged that police officers are divided on whom to lead in sampling of the remaining stock of the biscuits confiscated from Mbuta.

“They have given us a sample of the biscuits and we will test them to establish if they are laced with any drug that may have caused the problem with the guards. We are informed they started feeling dizzy, headache and other arousal in their bodies,” said Central OCPD Patrick Oduma.

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