Tuesday 29 October 2013

BISHOP DEYA OF MIRACLE BABIES TO BE JAILED IN BRITAIN FOR RAPING THREE WOMEN

CONTROVERSIAL bishop who enjoyed global publicity after his claims of miracle babies backfired, Gilbert Deya has been charged with three counts of rape in Britain.

KIDERO WALKS OUT ON RAILA AT ORANGE HOUSE at the kickoff of emergency talks over ICC.




NAIROBI Governor Evans Kidero has walked out on Raila Odinga in a closed door meeting called this morning at Orange house to communicate ODM’s new stand over the ICC dilemma facing President Kenyatta and his deputy William Ruto.

The shocking development has fueled raging speculations that Nairobi governor was no longer loyal to his party boss Raila Odinga with unconfirmed reports indicating that the former is working on a plan to topple Raila as the Luo political King-pin.

TEENAGE BOY DETAINED IN TOILET FOR FIVE DAYS AT ISIOLO HOSPITAL OVER UNPAID BILL


A 14-year-old boy has been detained in a toilet at the Isiolo Level 4 Hospital for the last five days after his family failed to hospital bill.

Francis Kiplagat while narrating his ordeal to the press said guards at the facility ostensibly on instruction from the administration grabbed him from the hospital bed and locked him inside one of the toilets.

His mother took him for treatment at the hospital after he suffered stomach complication but deserted when she realized she was unable to settle the bill.

Speaking to the press Isiolo County Women Representative Tiya Galgalo and Isiolo North Member of Parliament Joseph Samal said the boy was treated to food left-overs and did not get any medication for the five days he was locked inside the toilet.

The leaders who got a tip off from cleaners at the hospital ordered for the immediate action against the hospital's administration over the heinous act.

The case has been reported to the Isiolo deputy County Commissioner David Kipkemei

Monday 28 October 2013

NAIROBI LADIES BEWARE: WEAVES FROM THE DEAD WITH DEADLY WORMS ON SALE



NAIROBI LADIES BEWARE, WEAVES FROM THE DEAD WITH DEADLY WORMS ON SALE

Irene Myangoh, a personal assistant working at a law firm in Nairobi went to an upmarket hair salon along Kenyatta Avenue, and spent more than Sh3,000 on a human hair weave. 

Two weeks later she started suffering from severe headache that would not go away. She would wake up with severe headache at night. 

She went to a private doctor who gave her drugs for the relief of mild to moderate pain of inflamatory origin with or without fever; they would only work for a few hours and then the headache would be back worse than even before.

Desperate, she went to see a specialist who did blood tests and even a brain scan. All the tests were negative but the headache persisted, making her unable to concentrate at work and sleeping very poorly.

She went back to her doctor who decided to examine her scalp and under the beautiful weave he found worms! The worms were burrowing into her skull and after sending the samples to the lab they found that the hair had eggs from which the worms had hatched.
Worms
The doctor told her that the hair was probably from a corpse because those worms are usually found on dead bodies. Efforts to reach her doctor for further comments were fruitless for he was said to be out of the country.

The manager of the salon where Irene got the hair product was traumatised and said they had fitted ten weaves from the package already, adding that the particular batch of hair had sold very fast; in less than a month, she had sold over 150 pieces.

“I am shocked to hear this because this is the first time such a thing is happening to my clients. I will get more information from my supplier because we import these weaves from the UK, USA and India,” says the salon manager who did not want to be mentioned.

JICHO PEVU BOY MOHAMMED ALI ATTACKS PRESIDENT KENYATTA,tells him to face insecurity reality.


SMOKING HOT journalist Mohamed Ali of the acclaimed Jicho Pevu has scathingly attacked President Kenyatta over his warning to Kenyan Media amidst raging war between the scribes and the authority.

‘’ You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that u can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it. KENYA ni ya WAKENYA’’ Ali posted on his official social media account.

President Kenyatta has defended police Inspector General David Kimaiyo over claims that he has positioned himself to curtail media freedom after he issued to warrant of arrest to Ali and his partner Allan Namu following the exclusive Westage report.

Kimaiyo has been under sharp criticism from media organizations, lawyers and rights groups after issuing summonses to Standard Group boss Sam Shollei and KTN journalists Mohammed Ali and John-Allan Namu over what he described as an ‘offending expose’ from the Westgate CCTV footage.

In show of support for the brave journalists, one of Ali’s social media fun Pullman Excavators posted :’’ You know you are in kenya when the president says we all make mistakes. Is it that if these heads die Kenya cant survive. There is no room for mistakes when it come to services offered under our tax. If you cant handle the heat, leave for there are so many kenyans available and able to take these jobs. Fuk the bullshit. I obey the law as kenyan as many other kenyans and we hold our contitutional offices to the highest but why the hell do I have to listen to these empty suits on tv yaping crap. Mr president. Do the right and fire this asses’’.

ANOTHER MALL IN WESTLANDS UNDER SIEGE, this time terrorists are not responsible but a Luo man on phone.




BUSINESSES at the The Mall BUILDING next to roundabout in Westlands almost came to a standstill following a dramatic phone call by a Luo man.

The man dressed in an evidently expensive suit with two phones matching his attire walked into the building while shouting on phone prompting the amused shoppers and businessmen at the ever silent place to gaze at him with a mixture of excitement and awe.

This was his part of the conversation…’’Omera I have said that I am able to give that lady whatever she wants…but the problem is …the bottom of the problem is that she’s not honest with me’’.

SHOCKING!!!GOSPEL ARTIST KNOWN FOR HER PAMBAZUKA NA YESU hit , is addictive to pornographic movies


CELEBRATED gospel artist Joan Wairimu known for the hit Pambazuka na Yesu has been accused by the husband to be a pornographic addict in a legal counter accusations in which she has also asked to divorce the adulterous bishop for impregnating a house help and a series of sex scandals.

Pastor Joan Wairimu Githuku and her husband have both filed cases in court accusing each other of adultery and Wairimu has listed five women including house girls she claims her husband has slept with since 1996.

But her husband, Bishop William Musyoki Mwangangi, has filed a cross petition asking the court to dissolve the marriage. .

He claims the wife on several occasions made sexual advances to their shamba boys and a driver. Those who turned down the advances were sacked, the bishop says.

The accusations range from cruelty, adultery, watching of pornographic movies, denial of conjugal rights and issuance of death threats.

Bishop Mwangangi, who is the head of Jesus Manifestation Church in Githurai 45, accuses her wife of denying him conjugal.

And of the drivers has filed an affidavit as a witness in support of the bishop’s case claiming that Pastor Wairimu made advances to him in April when her husband was away in South Africa for a mission.

She is also accused of bringing her lover to the matrimonial home for a sleepover.

But Pastor Wairimu claims her has had many adulterous affairs with known and unknown women causing her to suffer great embarrassment.

She claims the bishop has sired a child out of wedlock as a result of his adulterous actions, but the bishop denies the accusation.

Bishop Mwangangi on the other hand claims that his wife, who recently moved out of their matrimonial home in Muthiaga North, has denied him his conjugal rights for the last five years.

He further denies that he has been exposing their three children to sexually explicit text messages and nude pictures of his lovers. The claims, he says, are imaginary and meant to malign him as a man of God.

“To the contrary, it is the petitioner (Pastor Wairimu) who has been watching pornographic movies in the house at night in the name of copying sexual styles whereas she has denied the respondent his conjugal rights for the last five years,” the Bishop alleges.

SHOKING!!!GOSPEL ARTIST KNOWN FOR HER PAMBAZUKA NA YESU hit , is addictive to pornographic movies…

CELEBRATED gospel artist Joan Wairimu known for the hit Pambazuka na Yesu has been accused by the husband to be a pornographic addict in a legal counter accusations in which she has also asked to divorce the adulterous bishop for impregnating a house help and a series of sex scandals.

Pastor Joan Wairimu Githuku and her husband have both filed cases in court accusing each other of adultery and Wairimu has listed five women including house girls she claims her husband has slept with since 1996.

But her husband, Bishop William Musyoki Mwangangi, has filed a cross petition asking the court to dissolve the marriage. .

He claims the wife on several occasions made sexual advances to their shamba boys and a driver. Those who turned down the advances were sacked, the bishop says.

The accusations range from cruelty, adultery, watching of pornographic movies, denial of conjugal rights and issuance of death threats.

Bishop Mwangangi, who is the head of Jesus Manifestation Church in Githurai 45, accuses her wife of denying him conjugal.

And of the drivers has filed an affidavit as a witness in support of the bishop’s case claiming that Pastor Wairimu made advances to him in April when her husband was away in South Africa for a mission.

She is also accused of bringing her lover to the matrimonial home for a sleepover.

But Pastor Wairimu claims her has had many adulterous affairs with known and unknown women causing her to suffer great embarrassment.

She claims the bishop has sired a child out of wedlock as a result of his adulterous actions, but the bishop denies the accusation.

Bishop Mwangangi on the other hand claims that his wife, who recently moved out of their matrimonial home in Muthiaga North, has denied him his conjugal rights for the last five years.

He further denies that he has been exposing their three children to sexually explicit text messages and nude pictures of his lovers. The claims, he says, are imaginary and meant to malign him as a man of God.

“To the contrary, it is the petitioner (Pastor Wairimu) who has been watching pornographic movies in the house at night in the name of copying sexual styles whereas she has denied the respondent his conjugal rights for the last five years,” the Bishop alleges.

Friday 18 October 2013

RAILA’s book, THE FLAME OF FREEDOM, SOLD LIKE A HOT CAKE and has run out of stock.

RAILA’s book, THE FLAME OF FREEDOM, SOLD LIKE A HOT CAKE and has run out of stock.

The book can no longer be found in bookshops while those close to Raila are not responding to questions on when they are planning to restock.

The former Prime Minister is currently in the US with CORD governors.

FIRST LADY REVEALS PRESIDENT KENYATTA IS FREE FROM PROSTATE CANCER, calls on men to go for cancer screening.



While speaking at Embakasi Primary School where she officially launched the Cancer of the Reproductive Organs awareness month, Margaret Kenyatta called on Kenyans to reduce tobacco and alcohol use to reduce chances of getting cancer.

‘’His Excellency Uhuru Kenyatta has been screened for prostate cancer. Please intensify your efforts and continue mobilizing others to go for screening’’, Margaret said.

PHOTO of Churchill Show's Teacher Wanjiku Way Back IN 2002...she was just funny


THE BLOGGER BEHIND SHEBBESH, SONKO NUDE PHOTOS FIRES BACK AND TELLS SONKO TO STOP ACTING LIKE A GOAT OH HEAT.

In response to the saga and on claims that he extorted money
from the senator, below is what ROY OGOLLA wrote:

Mike Sonko has been involved in more than a million scandals since he rose to public limelight, never before has he worked so tirelessly to “set the record” straight like he has done in this.

I maintain my stand that it is high time Sonko grew up.

He needs to come off his pubescent excitement and realize sooner rather than later that he is a member of the honourable house of Senate.

The constitution is very clear on the conduct of public office holders and it’s imperative of Sonko to go back to his Constitution chapter six and re-read it.

As long as he continues to act like a goat on heat or a pig experiencing orgasm, I will stand for what I believe is right and honour my obligation as a citizen to continue holding him to account for his actions as long as he remains to carry the name, Senator- Nairobi County.

May I also take the earliest opportunity to state that I have no personal problem with Sonko, never had, never will.

I hold him in high regard having come thru for us when we rolled out Intouch Mtaani but I will not allow my leaders, regardless of what they have done for me personally or for others, to act in such juvenile manners and keep quite about it.

Here’s is my response, you can either choose to take it or continue believing the GOSSIP going around.

I careless of what you will make out of it coz in the end of it all, I’m very clear on what I did, why I did it and why I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

Thursday 17 October 2013

SHOCK AS MUHORONI MP K'OYOO DUPED VOTERS IN A MORTUARY BILL DEAL

Muhuroni residents are still smarting themselves from a recent shocking incident in which the area MP duped a bereaved family in mortuary bill payment.

James Onyango Koyoo, a first timer in the August house had initially pledged to handle the mortuary bill when the bereaved family approached him with the sad news of the death of their son.

According to one of the family members, frantic attempts to reach the MP on phone on the material day of body collection bore no fruits as his phone went unanswered.

‘’We tried reaching him on phone on the eve of going to the mortuary but he never picked, however we never sensed anything sinister until the following day when he continued to ignore our calls even at the time we texted him and told him we were already at the mortuary’’, he said.

The stranded family accompanied by other villagers to the mortuary was forced to organize an impromptu harambee at the premises.

They later contacted other local leaders including Kisumu County Majority leader Onyango Ong’ow after the harambee collection failed to realize the bill.

OOH NO NOT AGAIN!!! ARMED GANGSTERS TAKE CONTROL OF ANNIVERSARY TOWERS...hunting for Auditor General Edward Ouko


SECURITY GAP!! Just weeks after the Westage terror, armed gangsters have just stormed the Anniversary towers offices of the Auditor General Mr. Edward Ouko and demanded to be directed where he was.

Staff at the building have been tied with ropes while a lady has been shot and left for dead…

KENYAN BUSINESS TYCOONS LOOK FOR RUTO's MAN to assist them import 'erection' BISCUITS


A section of Kenyan business tycoons are now struggling to get in touch with Ruto’s man who traveled from Netherlands with biscuits that drove two security guards in a state of constant erection.

After the news that George Ayugi aka Mbuta Likasu jetted into the country and distributed biscuits with high erection effects to security guards manning Trans National Building in Nairobi, the businessmen believed it was an opportunity to import the product to Kenya where it could sell like a hot cake.

The success of their move to import the product into the country would be a relief to Kenyan most women who have been complaining of their husbands’ poor performance in bed.

It has also emerged that police officers are divided on whom to lead in sampling of the remaining stock of the biscuits confiscated from Mbuta.

“They have given us a sample of the biscuits and we will test them to establish if they are laced with any drug that may have caused the problem with the guards. We are informed they started feeling dizzy, headache and other arousal in their bodies,” said Central OCPD Patrick Oduma.

Wednesday 16 October 2013

RAILA IN US TO LOBBY FOR BETTER SECURITY AND POVERTY ERADICATION IN KENYA


Former PM Raila Odinga has called on  the US to support Kenya in the implementation of devolution by investing in the counties through  funding and training governors and appealed for stronger support for counties in arid areas, singling out Marsabit, Wajir, Garissa and Tana River.

The CORD leader who held talks with a number of US government officials in Washington, DC said he has put the election behind and is focusing on ensuring a faithful implementation of provisions of the new constitution.

Raila who later launched his autobiography at the Johns Hopkins University reiterated that when it comes to matters of National Security, there will be no opposition and government and Kenyans will stand together as one people.

POLICE IN HOT PURSUIT OF RUTO's NYANZA POINT MAN WHO DISTRIBUTED 'ERECTION' BISCUITS TO SECURITY GUARDS IN NAIROBI.


Deputy President William Ruto’s Nyanza point man George Ayugi alias Mbuta is wanted by the police after he distributed biscuits laced with drugs containing high erection effects to security guards manning Trans National Building in Nairobi.

Mbuta, is said to have arrived to park his car around the building along Mama Ngina Street on Monday when he allegedly gave the guards the cookies before they immediately started complaining of fatigue, high temperature and dizziness.

The guards Jevanu Cheminingwa and William Cherusi from the First Force Security were at the same time complaining of hard erection and could not withstand the sight of women before they were rushed to Nairobi Hospital.

Preliminary investigations have revealed that the incident may have been used as an attempt to break into the offices of a prominent city businessman.

Central OCPD Patrick Oduma said his officers are investigating the claims with an aim of taking action on the accused person.

“They have given us a sample of the biscuits and we will test them to establish if they are laced with any drug that may have caused the problem with the guards. We are informed they started feeling dizzy, headache and other arousal in their bodies,” said Oduma.

Ayugi who is the National Organizing Secretary of Ruto’s URP has however denied any wrong doing, but confirmed giving out the biscuits that he bought in Netherlands where he had gone in a show of solidarity following  Ruto's Hague case.

Tuesday 15 October 2013

EXCLUSIVE!!PHOTOS OF SONKO during his family London tour, just few months before the release of his nude photos with Shebbesh.





KUPPET NOW WANTS KNEC TO POSTPONE NATIONAL EXAMS IN PROTEST OF DELAY OF FREE EDUCATION FUNDS.




The Kenya Union of Post Primary Education Teachers (KUPPET) has demanded National Examination Council (KNEC) to postpone the national examinations Which is to start next week, following the delay in the release of funds meant for the free education programme.

KUPPET National Secretary General, Akello Misori, speaking in Bondo town during the Annual General Meeting of the union, said the delay in releasing the funds for the ongoing third had hindered some schools from purchasing science equipment required by students during the national exams.

He noted that day schools were the worst affected by the delayed funds due to their huge financial burdens and their lack of alternative sources of funding.

Misori added that subsequently, he had asked all the school heads to send students home beginning Wednesday if the funds would not have been released.

“These funds will enable the schools to prepare adequately for the exams,” the union leader said.

The delay in the release of the funds comes dealt yet another blow to the sector.

The students’ learning calendar has previously been adversely disrupted this due to the March general elections and teachers’ strike that has placed students behind the syllabus.

Monday 14 October 2013

SHOCKING!! NTV presenter weds his GAY LOVER……..GAY couple



NTV’s dread locked presenter, Craig Kadoda, has finally walked down the aisle with his lover of many years only known as Ibrahim. The couple secretly married in Kenya since homosexuality in Uganda is punishable by death.

Kadoda had openly admitted to be gay some time last year on national TV and admitted that he is the woman in all his relationships.

ODM SPLITS ahead of PARTY polls as Power Wrangles between Jakoyo and Oburu take center stage



A major showdown is looming in the ODM after it emerged that Oburu Odinga and Gem MP Jakoyo Midiwo have worked on two clashing lists containing names of officials they are pushing for top party positions.

Much as both lists front Raila Odinga to play the Party Leader’s role, the lists have different names for all other posts with privy sources to the development revealing that Oburu preferred Ababu Namwamba for the post of Secretary General.

On the other hand, Midiwo and Siaya Senator have teamed up in championing for the retention of Kisumu Senator Anyang’ Nyongo as the party’s national Secretary General.

According to Oburu’s proposed list the party’s chairman will be Kakamega Governor Wycliffe Opranya while Jakoyo demands that  Funyula MP Paul Otuoma be the party’s chairman.

The two warring groups have been sharply criticized by a section of ODM members who maintained that such endorsements  were not necessary given that it’s the role of the party delegates to choose from who will declare interest in different positions.

‘’The constitution gives the power to elect party officials to the delegates and that’s what should guide the whole process as we wait for the election’’ Nyando MP Fred Outa said.